au.toflyintheworld.com
New recipes

9 Funny Thanksgiving Quotes (Slideshow)

9 Funny Thanksgiving Quotes (Slideshow)


We are searching data for your request:

Forums and discussions:
Manuals and reference books:
Data from registers:
Wait the end of the search in all databases.
Upon completion, a link will appear to access the found materials.


Quote these funny Thanksgiving quotes at your Thanksgiving table

"Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants."

My Pants

"Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants."

Old Fashioned

"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land."

Jon Stewart

Thanksgiving Optimist

Alan Light/ Wikimedia

"An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day…"
Irv Kupcinet

Bird Butt

Rachel Lovinger/Wikimedia

"Here I am 5 o'clock in the morning stuffing breadcrumbs up a dead bird's butt."

Roseanne Barr

Family Football

Rachel Lovinger/Wikimedia

"I like football. I find it’s an exciting strategic game. It's a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving."

Craig Ferguson

Christmas Detour

David Shankbone/ Wikimedia

Natural Breasts

photographer's mate 3rd class Stefanie Broughton/ Wikimedia

"I love Thanksgiving turkey… it’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts."

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Diet Redemption

"What we’re really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?"

Erma Bombeck

Quality Time

NBC/Wikimedia

"Thanksgiving is an emotional time. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often."

Johnny Carson


9 Funny Thanksgiving Quotes (Slideshow) - Recipes

If you're not making mistakes, then you're not doing anything. I'm positive that a doer makes mistakes.

I truly believe that everything that we do and everyone that we meet is put in our path for a purpose. There are no accidents we're all teachers - if we're willing to pay attention to the lessons we learn, trust our positive instincts and not be afraid to take risks or wait for some miracle to come knocking at our door.

Always turn a negative situation into a positive situation.

No matter what you're going through, there's a light at the end of the tunnel and it may seem hard to get to it but you can do it and just keep working towards it and you'll find the positive side of things.

Live life to the fullest, and focus on the positive.

A strong, positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success.

Few things in the world are more powerful than a positive push. A smile. A world of optimism and hope. A 'you can do it' when things are tough.

The most important thing is to try and inspire people so that they can be great in whatever they want to do.

Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or lose.

Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results.


9 Funny Thanksgiving Quotes (Slideshow) - Recipes

If you're not making mistakes, then you're not doing anything. I'm positive that a doer makes mistakes.

I truly believe that everything that we do and everyone that we meet is put in our path for a purpose. There are no accidents we're all teachers - if we're willing to pay attention to the lessons we learn, trust our positive instincts and not be afraid to take risks or wait for some miracle to come knocking at our door.

Always turn a negative situation into a positive situation.

No matter what you're going through, there's a light at the end of the tunnel and it may seem hard to get to it but you can do it and just keep working towards it and you'll find the positive side of things.

Live life to the fullest, and focus on the positive.

A strong, positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success.

Few things in the world are more powerful than a positive push. A smile. A world of optimism and hope. A 'you can do it' when things are tough.

The most important thing is to try and inspire people so that they can be great in whatever they want to do.

Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or lose.

Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results.


9 Funny Thanksgiving Quotes (Slideshow) - Recipes

If you're not making mistakes, then you're not doing anything. I'm positive that a doer makes mistakes.

I truly believe that everything that we do and everyone that we meet is put in our path for a purpose. There are no accidents we're all teachers - if we're willing to pay attention to the lessons we learn, trust our positive instincts and not be afraid to take risks or wait for some miracle to come knocking at our door.

Always turn a negative situation into a positive situation.

No matter what you're going through, there's a light at the end of the tunnel and it may seem hard to get to it but you can do it and just keep working towards it and you'll find the positive side of things.

Live life to the fullest, and focus on the positive.

A strong, positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success.

Few things in the world are more powerful than a positive push. A smile. A world of optimism and hope. A 'you can do it' when things are tough.

The most important thing is to try and inspire people so that they can be great in whatever they want to do.

Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or lose.

Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results.


9 Funny Thanksgiving Quotes (Slideshow) - Recipes

If you're not making mistakes, then you're not doing anything. I'm positive that a doer makes mistakes.

I truly believe that everything that we do and everyone that we meet is put in our path for a purpose. There are no accidents we're all teachers - if we're willing to pay attention to the lessons we learn, trust our positive instincts and not be afraid to take risks or wait for some miracle to come knocking at our door.

Always turn a negative situation into a positive situation.

No matter what you're going through, there's a light at the end of the tunnel and it may seem hard to get to it but you can do it and just keep working towards it and you'll find the positive side of things.

Live life to the fullest, and focus on the positive.

A strong, positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success.

Few things in the world are more powerful than a positive push. A smile. A world of optimism and hope. A 'you can do it' when things are tough.

The most important thing is to try and inspire people so that they can be great in whatever they want to do.

Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or lose.

Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results.


9 Funny Thanksgiving Quotes (Slideshow) - Recipes

If you're not making mistakes, then you're not doing anything. I'm positive that a doer makes mistakes.

I truly believe that everything that we do and everyone that we meet is put in our path for a purpose. There are no accidents we're all teachers - if we're willing to pay attention to the lessons we learn, trust our positive instincts and not be afraid to take risks or wait for some miracle to come knocking at our door.

Always turn a negative situation into a positive situation.

No matter what you're going through, there's a light at the end of the tunnel and it may seem hard to get to it but you can do it and just keep working towards it and you'll find the positive side of things.

Live life to the fullest, and focus on the positive.

A strong, positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success.

Few things in the world are more powerful than a positive push. A smile. A world of optimism and hope. A 'you can do it' when things are tough.

The most important thing is to try and inspire people so that they can be great in whatever they want to do.

Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or lose.

Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results.


9 Funny Thanksgiving Quotes (Slideshow) - Recipes

If you're not making mistakes, then you're not doing anything. I'm positive that a doer makes mistakes.

I truly believe that everything that we do and everyone that we meet is put in our path for a purpose. There are no accidents we're all teachers - if we're willing to pay attention to the lessons we learn, trust our positive instincts and not be afraid to take risks or wait for some miracle to come knocking at our door.

Always turn a negative situation into a positive situation.

No matter what you're going through, there's a light at the end of the tunnel and it may seem hard to get to it but you can do it and just keep working towards it and you'll find the positive side of things.

Live life to the fullest, and focus on the positive.

A strong, positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success.

Few things in the world are more powerful than a positive push. A smile. A world of optimism and hope. A 'you can do it' when things are tough.

The most important thing is to try and inspire people so that they can be great in whatever they want to do.

Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or lose.

Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results.


9 Funny Thanksgiving Quotes (Slideshow) - Recipes

If you're not making mistakes, then you're not doing anything. I'm positive that a doer makes mistakes.

I truly believe that everything that we do and everyone that we meet is put in our path for a purpose. There are no accidents we're all teachers - if we're willing to pay attention to the lessons we learn, trust our positive instincts and not be afraid to take risks or wait for some miracle to come knocking at our door.

Always turn a negative situation into a positive situation.

No matter what you're going through, there's a light at the end of the tunnel and it may seem hard to get to it but you can do it and just keep working towards it and you'll find the positive side of things.

Live life to the fullest, and focus on the positive.

A strong, positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success.

Few things in the world are more powerful than a positive push. A smile. A world of optimism and hope. A 'you can do it' when things are tough.

The most important thing is to try and inspire people so that they can be great in whatever they want to do.

Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or lose.

Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results.


9 Funny Thanksgiving Quotes (Slideshow) - Recipes

If you're not making mistakes, then you're not doing anything. I'm positive that a doer makes mistakes.

I truly believe that everything that we do and everyone that we meet is put in our path for a purpose. There are no accidents we're all teachers - if we're willing to pay attention to the lessons we learn, trust our positive instincts and not be afraid to take risks or wait for some miracle to come knocking at our door.

Always turn a negative situation into a positive situation.

No matter what you're going through, there's a light at the end of the tunnel and it may seem hard to get to it but you can do it and just keep working towards it and you'll find the positive side of things.

Live life to the fullest, and focus on the positive.

A strong, positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success.

Few things in the world are more powerful than a positive push. A smile. A world of optimism and hope. A 'you can do it' when things are tough.

The most important thing is to try and inspire people so that they can be great in whatever they want to do.

Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or lose.

Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results.


9 Funny Thanksgiving Quotes (Slideshow) - Recipes

If you're not making mistakes, then you're not doing anything. I'm positive that a doer makes mistakes.

I truly believe that everything that we do and everyone that we meet is put in our path for a purpose. There are no accidents we're all teachers - if we're willing to pay attention to the lessons we learn, trust our positive instincts and not be afraid to take risks or wait for some miracle to come knocking at our door.

Always turn a negative situation into a positive situation.

No matter what you're going through, there's a light at the end of the tunnel and it may seem hard to get to it but you can do it and just keep working towards it and you'll find the positive side of things.

Live life to the fullest, and focus on the positive.

A strong, positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success.

Few things in the world are more powerful than a positive push. A smile. A world of optimism and hope. A 'you can do it' when things are tough.

The most important thing is to try and inspire people so that they can be great in whatever they want to do.

Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or lose.

Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results.


9 Funny Thanksgiving Quotes (Slideshow) - Recipes

If you're not making mistakes, then you're not doing anything. I'm positive that a doer makes mistakes.

I truly believe that everything that we do and everyone that we meet is put in our path for a purpose. There are no accidents we're all teachers - if we're willing to pay attention to the lessons we learn, trust our positive instincts and not be afraid to take risks or wait for some miracle to come knocking at our door.

Always turn a negative situation into a positive situation.

No matter what you're going through, there's a light at the end of the tunnel and it may seem hard to get to it but you can do it and just keep working towards it and you'll find the positive side of things.

Live life to the fullest, and focus on the positive.

A strong, positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success.

Few things in the world are more powerful than a positive push. A smile. A world of optimism and hope. A 'you can do it' when things are tough.

The most important thing is to try and inspire people so that they can be great in whatever they want to do.

Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or lose.

Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results.